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		<title>What concert costs 45 cents?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:20:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.]]></description>
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50 Cent feat. Nickelback.</p>
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		<title>Everything can be filed under “miscellaneous”</title>
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		<title>Why are they called “stands” when they’re made for sitting?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>I went from liking Air Supply to needing air supply.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 22:20:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Someone said I sound like an owl.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 22:15:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Someone said I sound like an owl. (wait for it) Who?]]></description>
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(wait for it)<br />
Who?</p>
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		<title>I’m available for 4 difficult payments of: $19.99</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 22:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>salt + pepper to taste</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 22:20:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[salt + pepper to taste 1-2 jiggers tequila &#8220;top shelf&#8221; 1 tbs mexican hot sauce secret ingredient: 1 tbs mayo (don&#8217;t tell)]]></description>
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1-2 jiggers tequila &#8220;top shelf&#8221;<br />
1 tbs mexican hot sauce<br />
secret ingredient:<br />
1 tbs mayo (don&#8217;t tell)</p>
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		<title>3 ripe avacodos</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 22:15:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[3 ripe avacodos [sic] 1 tbs lemon juice 1/2 small sweet onion 1 ripe roma tomato 2 serrano peppers chopped cilantro (more to come &#8211; I hope)]]></description>
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1 tbs lemon juice<br />
1/2 small sweet onion<br />
1 ripe roma tomato<br />
2 serrano peppers<br />
chopped cilantro<br />
(more to come &#8211; I hope)</p>
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		<title>Coming up</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 22:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Coming up: by popular demand, Woody&#8217;s world famous superbowl guac. (get a pen)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Coming up:<br />
by popular demand, Woody&#8217;s world famous superbowl guac. (get a pen)</p>
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		<title>I’d rather be alone than with these people.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 22:20:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Forgive Bomani, I was young and stupid once too.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 22:15:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Either you agree with me, or you’re wrong.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 22:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Pong is still the best game.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 22:20:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>I’m your wing, man</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 22:15:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>I got rid of my headache</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 22:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
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