Woody's Chalkboard An ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/ Wed, 02 Jul 2025 06:58:03 -0400 Wed, 02 Jul 2025 06:58:03 -0400 Jekyll v4.3.2 See you around... Sun, 25 May 2025 17:00:00 -0400 https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2025/05/25/segment1/ https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2025/05/25/segment1/ This is the paramount penultimate week. Tue, 13 May 2025 17:15:00 -0400 https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2025/05/13/segment2/ https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2025/05/13/segment2/ For 23 years this show has cut a wild wide world of swATH. Tue, 13 May 2025 17:00:00 -0400 https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2025/05/13/segment1/ https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2025/05/13/segment1/ I do all my own stunts. Fri, 09 May 2025 17:15:00 -0400 https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2025/05/09/segment2/ https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2025/05/09/segment2/ I've tried to cut down on swearing. What the XXXX <p>I’ve tried to cut down on swearing.<br /> What the XXXX</p> Fri, 09 May 2025 17:00:00 -0400 https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2025/05/09/segment1/ https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2025/05/09/segment1/ Have not. Want not. <p>Have not. Want not.<br /> Mute not. Win not.</p> Thu, 01 May 2025 17:15:00 -0400 https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2025/05/01/segment2/ https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2025/05/01/segment2/ L.A. Arena last night was renamed kryptonite.com Thu, 01 May 2025 17:00:00 -0400 https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2025/05/01/segment1/ https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2025/05/01/segment1/ ESPN wanted me to be normal for 23 years. Too late now. Tue, 22 Apr 2025 17:15:00 -0400 https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2025/04/22/segment2/ https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2025/04/22/segment2/ Today's Prediction <p>Today’s Prediction:<br /> I will be hot and sarcastic</p> Tue, 22 Apr 2025 17:00:00 -0400 https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2025/04/22/segment1/ https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2025/04/22/segment1/ It was Paige and Paige only. <p>“It was Paige and Paige only.”<br /> — Toni Reali</p> Tue, 15 Apr 2025 17:15:00 -0400 https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2025/04/15/segment2/ https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2025/04/15/segment2/